Sunday, August 9, 2015

Irene's Reading (a short story) (humour)

photo by Leanne Dyck

At 11 a.m. on the last Monday of the month wanta-to-be authors met at the local community centre to lend each other support in the development of their craft. That is to say, most gathered to lend support. At least one participant had another reason for her faithful attendance.

Irene stormed through the door to claim the chair at the head of the table. Her glasses had thick black arms that coiled over her large elf-shaped ears. Short cropped wiry, salt and pepper hair framed those ears that stood at sharp angles away from her head. Two fuzzy, grey caterpillars had crawled across her forehead but stopped in the middle to do battle and, mid-melee, had permanently frozen there, to form eyebrows.

"Would you like tea? It's finished brewing," someone offered.

"Thank you. Yes, I'll have a cup." Irene waited to be served. She smiled at the volunteer serf when a cup and saucer appeared on the table in front of her. "Cream and sugar?" Irene took a sip, but, before swallowing, rolled the liquid around in her mouth. Others heard it slosh around.

"Sorry, I forgot. I'll... Well, I'll get it," the serf fled and quickly returned.

Others left the table to help themselves to tea but returned when Irene said, "It's time."

"Who would like to go first?" someone asked.

With an air of importance, Irene rose and unbuckled the straps of her briefcase. "I will." The sentence had a right of valour. Like a knight from Camelot preparing to display the Holy Grail, she slowly revealed a folder. She withdrew several sheets of paper and after distributing them, explained, "This is my submission. It's entitled The Word Artist. It's a... Ah, well, to say more would spoil it. I'll just read it. Shall I?" Prepare to be entertained and amazed, Irene thought as she added, "Are you ready to listen?"

Those sitting around the table nodded. They were a mixed group--mostly female, mostly over fifty years of age.

Pleased at their eagerness, Irene moved to the edge of her chair. "The Word Artist." She savoured the words. "Sometimes while in quiescence, other times while engaged in some menial task my mind." Irene paused to slurp her tea. "My omniscient mind absorbs, manipulates, conceives."

She set the paper on the table, placed her hands palms down on either side and lowered her voice. "Inspiration." Irene bounced in her seat at the rhythm of her words. "Cerebellum fires/Angles whisper/Creation begins."

"Is this prose?" someone asked.

"I think it's a poem."

"Oh, but it didn't start out that way."

"Yes, but this part here does seem to--"

From the expression on Irene's face, they knew she didn't appreciate this interruption. 

But, she thought. I must be patient with them. They have a lot to learn and who better to teach them. "This composition," Irene ran a hand lovingly across the paper. "soars above restrictions of genre. This. Is. An. Experience." Irene heaved a heavy sigh. "Now, please don't interrupt again."

"Yes, of course. We're very sorry." Someone offered, smoothing feathers.

Irene glared at her audience, coughed into her hand, rustled the paper and continued. "I sit at my ship of journey, computer screen window, pen my magic wand."

Fascinated by her own talent, Irene's tongue framed each utterance as a gift to her audience. "Pen on Paper/The keys click/Words, words, words flow/Worlds are created/Characters breathe on paper/Plot unfolds/Readers captured/Brilliance achieved/Genius manifests."

Irene placed her creation on the table, laced her long fingers together, smiled to herself and waited for compliments.

Next two Mondays:  two part review of Tess of the D'urbeville by Thomas Hardy


photo by Leanne Dyck

Attend...

My friend and fellow author, Amber Harvey, is releasing a new book...

Magda's Mysterious Stranger

book launch
Miners Bay Books
Sunday, August 16
noon to 2 PM


Sharing my author journey...

You should always submit your best work but...


you will always be rising above your best.

By way of an explanation...

This week I received a rejection letter. And it rocked me.

I remember walking that submission to the mailbox. The sun was shining. It glowed as bright as my future. I knew what the publisher would do after reading my story. Of course, they would publish it.

But...

that...

didn't...

happen.

If that story wasn't good enough, I told myself, then nothing I could ever write would be. Nothing. My career fizzled in front of my eyes. I'd never be an author. No publisher would ever pick me.

The sun may have been shining, but my world was dark until...

"No, my dream won't die. It won't because I won't let it"  -- is that a promise, a wish, a dream, a chant, a song. Whatever it is, it works. 

I stopped swallowing in self-pity. The game wasn't over. 

Play on...

My next move was obvious--send the story to another publisher.

In order to do that, I needed to re-read my story. I did and learned something. That story may have been one of my best at the beginning of Spring, but, five months later, it wasn't my best now. 
Using my newly gained skills, I polished the story and sent it on.

Bottom line:  Keep writing because the more you write the better you get. The better you get the more your chances of being published improve.



4 comments:

Darlene said...

This was amusing! You are so right. The more you write the better you get. 5 months can make a huge difference. Good luck with your submissions!!

Leanne Dyck said...

: ) Thank you for your support, Darlene. It is much appreciated. I hope you're having fun writing.

Laurie Buchanan said...

Leanne — I love, absolutely love, the word picture you painted of Irene's face. It's FANTASTIC!

Leanne Dyck said...

: ) Thank you, Laurie. I will be riding high on that compliment for a while.